Girls and Boys

WHY DO GIRLS DON'T SHUT UP and WHY DO BOYS DON'T LISTEN?

I'm not a professional to say that I know the reasons behind this menace. But I don't need to be one just to know why. All I need is an open mind , hands to type, and Biogesic (incase my head hurts).

Do you ever wonder why girls keep on telling stories while boys tend to not listen? The answer is simple. (Drum roll please?). Girls don't shut up because boys don't listen, and boys don't listen because girls don't shut up. While I was looking at my ceiling counting molecules, I thought of it. My mind randomly buffer lots of ideas and to my surprise, I concluded one thing: I AM HUNGRY. So I grab something to eat and sat on my bed, murmuring things like I was talking to Buddha.

Some girls don't shut up (Please don't curse me. I used the term "some" to save myself. Swear, I'll do your thesis!). Based on my observations, a lot of girls talk about this and that. Ask them the latest episode of Gossip Girls, and they would even dish out the latest episode of America's Next Top Model. Holy cheesecake! You don't need to watch it for yourself! Anyway, to make this entry really substantial, I would dare myself to put this in the concept of relationship. And here where the fun begins. Trust me, you'll realize why I said some girls don't shut up (Please, read the whole entry before asking your dad to kill me. Thank you).

Personally, I think girls don't shut up because they CARE. One good thing about a girl is how she handles you with care. They talk a lot, but it's nothing to be scared of. It's not a disease! It's potentially present when they were born. Although we have what we call extrovert and introvert, I would choose not to include and expand this entry because of it. It may get a little bit boring. And frankly speaking, I'm not in the mood to elaborate those personality types coz there will be no examinations later on.

Fights are included in a relationship. Believe it or not, it's a package! When you enter a relationship, expect lots of trials and problems. In times of problems, I observed some girls who don't just shut up and don't let things cool for minute. Seriously, they we're like "What the hell blah blah blah! You said blah blah blah! Then blah blah blah! What now blah blah blaahhhh!!!" and BOOM! (w/ feelings) It became Cococrunch! If words could only kill, a lot of boys are dead now. But boys, you should know why some girls are like that. At some point, open your little mind and think. They only care. They won't get mad and continue talking if you did not do something stupid and undesirable like painting your nails with flowers or wearing their bra. No, seriously, they only care for you. HOWEVER, I realized that girls keep on talking as if they know every details! When they ask, they tend to not believe. And when you say the truth, they tend to think you're telling a lie. (Insert: Natutulog ba ang Diyos).

On the other hand, some boys don't listen. I told you earlier, it is due to the never-ending over-the-counter mouth girls purchased. Boys don't listen and pretend they don't hear anything because they don't want things to get worse. But they don't realize that not listening is actually the reason behind why girls don't shut up. Talking a lot is not a man's thing. A lot of guys keep their mouth shut and pretend they are actually listening. But deep inside they we're like "You b*tch, will you please let things cool for a minute?!" Girls, you should know that some boys only listen when you let things cool for a minute. You don't have to say words like knives for boys to realize that you're angry or what. THEY LISTEN with their own ways. Trust me, when boys talk about their feelings, you should throw a party.

Let me give a concrete scenario to apply this idea. Let's take SMOKING as an example to elaborate things mentioned above. Smoking is common among boys. For some girls, it's really a turn off. In a relationship, some girls keep on asking boys to stop smoking. And when boys can't, they will get angry. And when they get angry about this, sometimes it's the cause of fighting. Girls don't shut up as if they know everything. And boys don't listen as if they can do anything by themselves. Smoking is bad, but it's an addiction some boys can't kick in a snap. You should understand that there's a process stop it. Boys, you should know that some girls don't shut up about matters concerning about you because they only care. And Girls, don't think that boys don't actually listen. They have their own ways. Some boys choose to lose an argument than to lose their girl. You should know that. 

That's it, the ingredient of boys and girls. Anyway, Buddha asked me to let my mind rest now. Thanks for reading.